Uolong
By Bobby
This is myth is a magical journey and you're invited to come along. With Goku, a zany god named Herme, and a shape shifting pig named Uolong. Our journey begins with an evil idea and a pig being forbid to talk or shape shift.
As our story begins we find Uolong complaining to Goku.
"Goku, you know I really hate this whole pink curly tail thing. Good thing I can shape shift," Uolong said.
" I don't know Uolong, that might get you in trouble some day," Goku said in a high pitched voice.
"Be quiet ya stupid kid!" Uolong yelled.
Just then Hermes came rushing through and knocked Uolong over.
"Sorry little pink piggy," Hermes said.
"Don't call me that, I hate pink!" yelled Uolong.
" Don't yell at me mere mortal," Hermes replied.
" I'll talk to you however I want," Uolong said.
"Don't mess with the gods, or I'll make you stay in that stupid form forever," Hermes said.
"Calm down Uolong, don't get him mad," Goku said.
Uolong started mumbling to himself and he walked off, followed by Goku, then Hermes flew off.
Later that day...
"I'll get that dumb Hermes if it's the last thing I do," Uolong thought to himself.
Uolong started saying in a barely audible voice his evil plan to get Hermes in trouble. "First I will distract him then make him fly off. Then I will shape shift into him and anger Zeus. Then I will run off and when the real Hermes comes he will be in so much trouble." After saying that, he grinned evilly. But it just so happened that Goku was close enough to hear the plan.
" Gee I don't know Uolong if you should do that, it's really mean," Goku said.
" Be quiet ya little twerp before I have to hit you, and don't tell anyone!" Uolong yelled with a nasty look on his face.
Goku gulped and shook his head yes, "Okay Uolong."
About one hour later Uolong meet up with Hermes again.
"Hey Hermes I'm really sorry about what happened earlier. We're having a party down by the lake, you can come if you want," Uolong said holding back an evil look.
"Hmm, gee thanks little pin," Hermes caught himself in mid sentence," I mean thanks pig, sure I'll be there."
As Hermes flew away Uolong laughed to himself," Perfect," Uolong thought," all is falling into place."
Uolong ran home to get ready. When he had fully changed into Hermes he went to Mount Olympus and there he started acting mean and rude to the other gods.
Meanwhile back at the lake...
"Gee where's the party?" Hermes said.
Just then Goku was running around looking for Hermes," Hermes where are you?" Goku was yelling in a semi-hoarse voice.
Hermes flew down to Goku," What is it mortal?" Hermes asked.
"Uolong, that pig that you made mad, is going to get you in trouble with Zeus. You had better get to Mount Olympus fast."
Without another word Hermes was off.
Back at Mount Olympus...
Uolong, in Hermes disguise, had just found Zeus. So he walked up to him and started acting drunk and was burping in his face.
"This is great," Uolong thought to himself.
Just then the real Hermes flew in, " That Hermes is an impostor. That's Uolong, a shape shifting pig," Hermes said.
Zeus used his powers to make Uolong change back into a pig," For impersonating a god you will receive two punishments, one from me and one from Hermes," Zeus said in a loud booming voice.
"I know just the punishment your majesty, " Hermes said, " I will make so he can never shape shift again and will remain like this foreve.," It was done.
"Now I will make it so he can only make one more noise and it will be the next noise he makes," Zeus said.
As Uolong was thinking of a noise to make, a bee was flying by and he decided to sting Uolong at that very moment. Uolong squealed and that was the first noise he made, so now he is a little pink fat thing that can only squeal.