There once was a beautiful woman named Mooecha. Mooecha was a smooth talker and enjoyed being unfaithful to other people. One day Mooecha found Zeus at a bar and began to flirt with him. Zeus eventually fell in love. Mooecha's next target was Hermes. Mooecha found Hermes and began to flirt with him. Hermes also fell in love. Aphrodite saw what Mooecha was doing and quickly told both Zeus and Hermes.

Zeus quickly thought of a punishment. They turned her into a cow. Zeus told her that she would remain a mooing cow until someone fell in love with her. So every time she said a pickup line, her voice slurs so bad that it sounds like she is mooing. Still to this day, no one has truly loved a cow.

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