Bad Golfer

 by: Jon

Everyone should know Mike, but few do. This story is an important one. You see, Mike is the inventor of three major sports. Basketball, baseball, and football are all of the sports he invented. People were always having fun on earth with sports.

Well Zeus got a little bored of punishing people for no reason. So one day he decided to play a game that would be known as the game of the gods. It took him a while but he thought of a game where you hit a little ball with a stick and try to get it into a little hole. He told Hades about the new game and Hades loved it. Almost everyday they played. Aphrodite heard about all of the action and decided to play as well. Zeus couldn't believe it! She played a better game than both of them did. While playing, she would cough or make a noise that would distract Zeus. Since they played up in the sky, every time Zeus hit it off of the fairway it would come down from the sky and hit someone on earth.

One day Mike got angry. He said to the gods, "If you do that one more time we will fire back footballs with our new launcher."

With this the gods were angry. Zeus got all of his titlist, maxfli, and top flite balls lined up and ready to fire. All of the sudden they fired thousands of golf balls all at once. None of the footballs, used by the launcher, managed to hit the gods. So every time there is hail, Zeus is having a bad day on the golf course.

 

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